Small girl: “I don’t know who you are, lady, but there’s a guy behind you who looks like he’s about to jump on you. And I think a snake has bitten your lips.”
I am a social media manager living in Sydney, Australia.
As well as my mild obsession with social media and live TV, I am into architecture, coffee and long walks in suburbia.
You have a black one in your collection, leave me alone!
I’ve already got a mum (child)
I know… But I have more money (Angelina)
From both: “OK, so… how much?”
OR
Small girl: “I don’t know who you are, lady, but there’s a guy behind you who looks like he’s about to jump on you. And I think a snake has bitten your lips.”