I don’t think there is ever a need to swear at your kids.
And judging by the looks some of my friends give me, I am no soft touch as a parent.
Really, if you’re using the F-word to express yourself to a toddler, you may be too lazy/full of rage to realise it will teach them little more than how to say the F-word.
That said (or not), I would like to condone this classic take on a bit of bedtime reading.
Samuel L. Jackson Reads ‘Go The F**k To Sleep’ [VIDEO]
It’s Tarantino meets Miffy.
You should probably only listen to this once the kids have actually entered R.E.M., unless of course, you’re a soft touch and your kids already know Jackson’s work.