Michael Jordan is selling his home – you know, the one with his number on the gate, his name on the indoor basketball court, and his symbol on the golf flags.
The home is a luxurious 7-acre property, replete with a stocked pond, PGA-grade golfing green, a weird grassy knoll surrounded by a moat and a cigar room with secret ducts to remove any scent of cigars.
The video itself is well worth a watch. This must be the peak of real estate video production. A drone to get aerial views, clips from history – as if you needed reminding of Jordan’s greatness – and interviews with the owner’s Chicago Bulls team-mates.
To celebrate the auction of this extravagant house, I have captured the best moments of the estate agent’s high-falutin video tour together with some words of wisdom from His Airness (parodies) on Twitter.